A bit of fun for everybody stressed out!

A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to give 100% at work.

12% on Monday,

23% on Tuesday,

40% on Wednesday,

20% on Thursday,

and 5% on Friday.

And help me to remember, when I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.